Found while looking for shoes on Amazon.com:
First the good: Seychelles Women’s Perfect Gentleman Mary Jane Pump (well, minus the name)
Now the bad: Dansko Women’s Sally Mary Jane (would make any toes look bulbous)
Finally the ugly: John Fluevog Women’s Qtee Mary-Jane Pump (words fail me)
Now, would anyone like to sponser me USD80 so I can get the Seychelles shoes?